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okay, fine, it's a food thing
children of dune - leto 1
This may be the saddest reason to travel ever....

Thanks to FFA thread International Fast Food, I want to do a World McDonald's Tour. Like, all the McDonald's, everywhere, so I, too, can try the McFood Item Here.

It's not just that, though; this food tour would be all-encompassing. As someone in the thread pointed out, I live in the state of "If It Exists, We Can Fry It and Put it On a Stick (Let Us Show You How!)"; this would be like an odyssey to see all the things we have yet to fry and put in sticks (yet). I know for a fact that huevos rancheros kolaches are a thing that are delicious and also, in case you don't know this, can easily be breaded with a delicious Bisquick mix and placed, yes, on a stick, and apply deep fryer.

...I can't think of anything you can't fry and put on a stick, actually, which probably says a lot more about me than anything. I guess beverages, but honestly, I have a deep fry and a deep desire to prove it's possible, so maybe some inventions should not be in the province of humankind. Might also technically defeat the purpose of being a beverage as well, IDK.

ETA: linking [personal profile] amireal to the world of kolache, found Klobasnek, which is the non-dessert version of kolaches. I have never heard this before and I grew up in Czech/German descent households. This is so cool and surreal. Also, the picture shown there is deliciousness personified, jsyk. A less delicious (but still delicious) version is sold at the convenience store, including one stuffed with jalapeno sausage and egg and cheese and slices of jalapeno just in case you missed it in the sausage. Your tongue may scream "OH GOD WHAT DID NOT SEE THAT COMING" but your soul says "Milk please before I take another bite."

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That makes me want to cry a little in joy.

It's like two great things IN ONE. Because beer + fried foods are AMAZING. Why not COMBINE THE TWO OMG

I posted about deep-fried beer, but I think your spam filter ate it. Suffice to say, it is a thing.

...my spam filters are being insane. That doesn't actually surprise me. Fixed!

Uhm . . . http://www.kolachefactory.com/

You should come down to Houston. Try some of these kolaches. Savor the deliciousness. I will totally keep you company. And order a bunch of my own. Yummmmmmmmm-mmmmmmmy

We have a tiny kolache bakery here that is open at random hours by a Czech woman (definitely on Sundays, could be anytime). This sounds delicious, however. We need to do this.

I'm so hungry right now, I want to eat my iPad.

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