We have emerged triumphant from Lowe's with a front door, a storm door...and patio furniture. It wasn't our fault. We were sitting on it waiting for help to find a swing for the back porch--not joking--and it was on sale. Then the lady just loaded it up and we paid for it and they took our money for goods and services, as one does in a capitalist society.
It was so odd to have someone willingly sell us a door, I'm not even joking. Like, he even seemed to want to. Who knew?