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a day in the life of
children of dune - leto 1
norabombay can testify this is actually true.

Every so often, I run pop quizzes on Child's fannish knowledge to check he's keeping up with his studies, which also doubles as hilarious entertainment for me (note to parents of young children: wikipedia will tell them it's not true that revolutionary science is allowing men now give birth and mpreg is real; if you use this, keep them away from Wikipedia. Child checks me now every time, dammit.)

In this vein, norabombay and I were chatting about mpreg and I turned to Child to ask him what he thought. Child stared at me for a few minutes, serious and baffled, then said that in his opinion the penis would be a more appropriate orifice and what we had against penis babies.

Owner of said penis did not flinch; I did. I think he won that one.

Still in love with my kid, in case that was in question here.

(This led to revolutionary thoughts on male pouch pregnancy with norabombay, so.)

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... Angels are secretly seahorses! It is the only obvious solution!

(Starts to breathe harder... changes colour rapidly... clings determinedly to furnishings... I think we can work with this! I want Castiel or Gabriel sneezing mid-labour and accidentally changing colour. *nods firmly*)

I think I've said this before but it's worth saying again. Your Child rocks.

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