So today is a day of Lowered Expectations.
My lowered expectation of the day: I will not throw my tiny bowl of refried beans at anyone's face with the intent of bodily harm should they ask me any of these three questions:
1.) Say, did you get that job?
2.) Hey, you have some time to do a few more tests....?
3.) How are you?
I will give myself extra points if I also manage the following but am aware this may be a little too ambitious today.
1.) Not stare hatefully at anyone who looks at me.
2.) Not hide in the bathroom stall to play sudoku on my phone, Fiendish level.
3.) Not hide under my desk to play sudoku on my phone, Fiendish level.
I will not accomplish the following things and accept that totally:
2.) enjoy the company of other human beings.
3.) not play sudoku, Fiendish level, on my phone while at my desk.
This is a day of lowered expectations. Excuse me while I try to finish my refried beans before anyone realizes I'm here. I really like them, but the container is very aerodynamic and I'm already getting a headache without my glasses.
Anyone want to add their own?
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