....I'm going to just put this on the table. Jeggings is not as insane as iPad as a name. They could tie.
Lowered Expectation of the Day
Do not pour your coffee onto your keyboard and announce it's a technological sacrifice to Cthulhu (or SCP-682, whichever).
(I will say I am resisting it only because I don't have a lot of coffee left and I can't be sure it will actually summon him and forever destroy Euclidean geometry and mortal men's minds. Or something.)