chatfic, of all things

svmadelyn: no honey. *grins* it was not you I was making the plate breaking jokes with.
svmadelyn: so you are completely lacking in context and your confusion is understandable!
seperis: ...you're joke cheating on me?
seperis: I have no words.
seperis: If I didn't have a fic with Kris Allen possibly dating Lady Gaga right now, I'd be so offended.
svmadelyn: but I replaced her in my head with you!
svmadelyn: so there, you should be honored.
svmadelyn: I was all: BUT WE WROTE CHATFIC.
svmadelyn: only that wasn't us.
svmadelyn: *pats*
seperis: Uh huh.
seperis: ...chatfic with someone else?
svmadelyn: back in the day, I used to do that with everyone.
svmadelyn: you've had me to yourself for a couple years now
svmadelyn: the times, they are changing.
svmadelyn: *pleased*
seperis: Monogamy is classier, I'm just saying.
svmadelyn: Wow. It's amazing that you didn't like, catch on fire.
svmadelyn: From the burning hypocrisy.
svmadelyn: ...are you on fire? you're not responding.
svmadelyn: *worries*
seperis: I am not emotionally cheating.
svmadelyn: oh GOD ARE YOU ON--
seperis: It's all typing and text.

And

svmadelyn: uh. you cheat with EVERYONE UNDER THE SUN.
svmadelyn: [names redacted to protect their reputations from horrible slurs]
seperis: I DO NOT.
svmadelyn: SEE EXHIBIT A.
svmadelyn: I AM SANDRA BULLOCK.
svmadelyn: YOU ARE JESSE JAMES.
svmadelyn: THE ONLY QUESTION IS WHICH ONE OF THEM IS MICHELLE "THE BOMBSHELL" MCGEE.
seperis: IT DOES NOT COUNT IF I TELL YOU ABOUT IT
svmadelyn: I AM TELLING YOU ABOUT IT TOO.
seperis: NOT UNTIL YOU MISTOOK ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE
seperis: MY GOD.
svmadelyn: It was probably one of the best chatfic sessions I ever had

Maybe we should get counseling? *worried*