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chatfic, of all things
children of dune - leto 1
seperis
svmadelyn: no honey. *grins* it was not you I was making the plate breaking jokes with.
svmadelyn: so you are completely lacking in context and your confusion is understandable!
seperis: ...you're joke cheating on me?
seperis: I have no words.
seperis: If I didn't have a fic with Kris Allen possibly dating Lady Gaga right now, I'd be so offended.
svmadelyn: but I replaced her in my head with you!
svmadelyn: so there, you should be honored.
svmadelyn: I was all: BUT WE WROTE CHATFIC.
svmadelyn: only that wasn't us.
svmadelyn: *pats*
seperis: Uh huh.
seperis: ...chatfic with someone else?
svmadelyn: back in the day, I used to do that with everyone.
svmadelyn: you've had me to yourself for a couple years now
svmadelyn: the times, they are changing.
svmadelyn: *pleased*
seperis: Monogamy is classier, I'm just saying.
svmadelyn: Wow. It's amazing that you didn't like, catch on fire.
svmadelyn: From the burning hypocrisy.
svmadelyn: ...are you on fire? you're not responding.
svmadelyn: *worries*
seperis: I am not emotionally cheating.
svmadelyn: oh GOD ARE YOU ON--
seperis: It's all typing and text.

And

svmadelyn: uh. you cheat with EVERYONE UNDER THE SUN.
svmadelyn: [names redacted to protect their reputations from horrible slurs]
seperis: I DO NOT.
svmadelyn: SEE EXHIBIT A.
svmadelyn: I AM SANDRA BULLOCK.
svmadelyn: YOU ARE JESSE JAMES.
svmadelyn: THE ONLY QUESTION IS WHICH ONE OF THEM IS MICHELLE "THE BOMBSHELL" MCGEE.
seperis: IT DOES NOT COUNT IF I TELL YOU ABOUT IT
svmadelyn: I AM TELLING YOU ABOUT IT TOO.
seperis: NOT UNTIL YOU MISTOOK ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE
seperis: MY GOD.
svmadelyn: It was probably one of the best chatfic sessions I ever had

Maybe we should get counseling? *worried*
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You know, as a general rule I LOATHE chatting, but conversations like this make me want to get back into it. I could be a trashy chat adulterer too!

Me: Likes walks on the beach, writing poetry w/u and tru love 4 evar. Barring that, available for trashy random hookups that u can later deny.


COUNSELING ONLY BRINGS THE PROBLEMS OUT INTO THE COLD LIGHT OF DAY. A CONTINUED JEALOUSY ESCALATION IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE SOLUTION.


p.s. actually all i really read was kris allen dating lady gaga (!!11) edit: omg I just realized they're now the SAME AGE. Lol Kris seems so much younger holy crap.

Edited at 2010-03-29 06:42 am (UTC)

As someone who used to routinely chat with two or more people at once, I can say chat-monogamy only leads to heartbreak.

Also, chat-fic is awesome sometimes.

So it's not cheating until somebody accidentally calls out the wrong name? Oh, you!


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