Instead, from sf_drama:
The Rogue Knitter
God, what I wouldn't do for a cool title like that. I am possibly the Rogue DDR3 Addict, because that shit is like, dance until you lose the ability to see straight or um, walk.
We need a Rogue Knitting Gang, sweatering trees for Justice in various colors to match the season. In trendy scarves. Wielding giant knitting needles, even.