...or possibly, you know, you tortured him when he was really hungry and he got you one because he knew you'd steal his if he didn't? Pretty sure he took orders from everyone. (Thank you R!)
Yeah. I go with magic, myself. Bacon, egg, potato, cheese, oh my God refried bean*, I think I'm totes in love. I'm also still eating, so hunger could be affecting my judgment.
*wriggles fingers* I want...a blue pony. With wings. And a horn.
* Refried beans is new. Let me say, why the fuck haven't I been adding this to all my breakfast tacos, because sublime is an understatement for the sheer complexity of WHEE DELICIOUS. Wow.