rec: petewentz @stumpalicious by svmadelyn

AND ALSO. This is proof that if I whine at svmadelyn enough, in sheer desperation she will eventually entertain me. This is why I love her best in all the world.

petewentz @ stumpalicious by svmadelyn - in which Pete Wentz twitters the zombie apocalypse. Seriously.

petewentz: it never really gets old typing zombie. zombie. zombie!

petewentz: why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near, near, far, wherever you are there is blackness and clouds and lamps and snow in the sky

petewentz: sorry for lack of update; patrick w/held my phone

petewentz: got it back w/sex

petewentz: okay that was a lie, patrick wants the record straight

petewentz: quick, someone tell me if oklhoma moved, cannot find.

petewentz: gave up on oklama. its like im talking into an abyss or something. i see 2 new followers out there so it is nice to know people are still alive come say hi (unless your zombies)

Twitter would totes survive the zombie apocalypse. I am just saying.