petewentz @ stumpalicious by svmadelyn - in which Pete Wentz twitters the zombie apocalypse. Seriously.
petewentz: it never really gets old typing zombie. zombie. zombie!
petewentz: why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near, near, far, wherever you are there is blackness and clouds and lamps and snow in the sky
petewentz: sorry for lack of update; patrick w/held my phone
petewentz: got it back w/sex
petewentz: okay that was a lie, patrick wants the record straight
petewentz: quick, someone tell me if oklhoma moved, cannot find.
petewentz: gave up on oklama. its like im talking into an abyss or something. i see 2 new followers out there so it is nice to know people are still alive come say hi (unless your zombies)
Twitter would totes survive the zombie apocalypse. I am just saying.