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: seperis; September 6th, 2009

Current Mood:: awake

If it is wrong to act like a tiny, capricious god and ban_set someone who is annoying the shit out of you, I don't want to be right. I am just saying. I think power trips are a highly underrated past time. I mean, sure, we have all heard about power corrupts and everything, but let's be honest here: power is fun. And corruption is fun. And so is eating chocolate, so you see, if it's like chocolate, it can't be wrong.

I would almost feel bad, except a.) commenting to ask why one was de-membered then b.) commenting again to be insulting because they haven't answered on the same day is kind of insane. I mean, I admit, if I could, I'd have a wireless implant or something, but sometimes, one must interact with the world and not the internet.

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seperis

2009-09-06 05:35 am (UTC)

It did feel good. *thoughtful*

quinfirefrorefiddle.dreamwidth.org

2009-09-06 06:19 am (UTC)

Ahh, so you're building the evil empire after all. Well, at least it'll be amusing. :) Also, I think shiny metal robots would help, 'cause they always do. And they up your tiny, capricious god status. Also, hey, robots!

seperis

2009-09-06 06:51 am (UTC)

...oh man, robots. Yes, please.

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suaine

2009-09-06 07:27 am (UTC)

*welcomes the new Overlord*

Also, what do you mean you aren't married to the internet? WHY do you forsake your one true love? Don't you see that the internet needs you? If you don't spend all your time with the internet it might do something stupid like throwing itself off a server farm, and what would you do then, huh?

seperis

2009-09-06 08:04 am (UTC)

I admit, I have woken up at night in fear that the internetz ran away crying for my neglect. It's hard, yo. But it has to be strong.

everysecondtues

2009-09-06 07:36 am (UTC)

What? We're all not connected to the internet 24/7? Are you sure?

seperis

2009-09-06 08:06 am (UTC)

*sad* THe future can't come fast enough, I'm saying. Especially if I spend an entire unholy nine hours not checking my email, because someoen could email me and then freak out when I don't answer.

I MEAN OBVIOUSLY IT WAS TO IRRITATE HER.

elaran

2009-09-06 08:04 am (UTC)

power trips are totally underrated. just sayin'.

things that amuse me no end: screening asshole comments and pretending it was never there. the person knows it's there but OH NOES THE ASSHOLISHNESS IS NOT BEING ACKNOWLEDGED. :DDD

i am totally ok with being evil if it means i am banning toolfaces from commenting on my lj pssht. i may even rejoice in the evilness of it. or something.

seperis

2009-09-06 08:07 am (UTC)

Oh man, screening is beautiful. It makes me happy to see the flailing.

jamethiel_bane

2009-09-06 08:05 am (UTC)

\Power Trips!/

(I threatened to use my banhammer on someone the other day. It felt good. Mind you, it was for flat-out breaking comm rules and I gave them the avenue if they wanted to dispute but I haven't heard back from them.)

Also, if you end up ruling the world (except for my corner of it. Which will be largely similar except that it will have more cats. And stepladders for short people) you can make sure there are television programs run 24 hours a day of spaceships in firefights. I, for one, would support your rule.

seperis

2009-09-06 08:07 am (UTC)

I like how you think! I will call it the Blowing Up Things Network. The variety of things that coudl be blown up is--wow.

*soft eyed* Blowing up things. Yes.

maleficently

2009-09-06 09:16 am (UTC)

Your rules, your journal, your banhammer. End of story.

Also, absolute power is a beautiful thing in the hand of a master, and I humbly ask only that we keep California once you take over, at least until I move, at which point, it can fall off into the ocean at your will?

seperis

2009-09-06 01:34 pm (UTC)

*generous* Of course.

to act like a tiny, capricious god

enderwiggin24

2009-09-06 11:45 am (UTC)

why would you act like one???!!
I thought, you *were* already one ;D

Re: to act like a tiny, capricious god

seperis

2009-09-06 01:34 pm (UTC)

*sad* Not from lack of trying.

fengi

2009-09-06 02:39 pm (UTC)

I think it's all on them. The internet is vast and life is short, and getting banned is not worth getting worked up about even in the small picture. Of course, taking the internet too seriously is what leads to getting banned in the first place. This also applies to those who try way too hard to be unserious (if you put any effort into getting lulz, you've already tried too hard and pwnd yourself).

seperis

2009-09-06 05:28 pm (UTC)

This is truth. Like, it should be internet-bronzed.

amireal

2009-09-06 03:41 pm (UTC)

I saw that whole thing, at first I thought maybe I'd missed a post inbetween, but no, basically because you had not answered within 6 hours. On a weekend. That is a holiday. And also you know, SIX HOURS. They decided you were playing power games. At that point, I welcome you as our new evil overlord. *waves lighter into the air*

seperis

2009-09-06 05:27 pm (UTC)

...how on earth did you find it? *grins*

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mrshamill

2009-09-06 04:55 pm (UTC)

Why do I always miss the fun stuff? /whine

seperis

2009-09-06 05:28 pm (UTC)

It was rather pedestrian, but it satisfied my need to be vicious. V. cathartic.

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norabombay

2009-09-06 04:56 pm (UTC)

ban_set asshole.

It's one of the glories of the internets.

seperis

2009-09-06 05:28 pm (UTC)

Isn't it though? Very.

vito_excalibur

2009-09-06 05:31 pm (UTC)

I must admit, I have never, ever, ever worried about being corrupted by the HOMEOPATHIC AMOUNTS OF POWER that running an LJ gives me.

seperis

2009-09-06 07:06 pm (UTC)

IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND PURE.

lurkerlynne

2009-09-06 07:31 pm (UTC)

But I'm allergic to chocolate! ;_;

Can it be like eating butterscotch pudding instead? With whipped cream; preferably the real stuff but the canned is acceptable too.

lurkerlynne

2009-09-06 07:32 pm (UTC)

With italicses!

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