gem225, they came yesterday! Buried in all kinds of goodness. Happy. Also-*Squee*! THank you for the music! *hugshugshugs* You. Are. So. Cool. Thank you so much. *hugs*
Okay, so used recs and did recs from recs, am still sorting through comments in my LJ for interesting stuff, and you know, google is next and that's like the last bastion of hope when all is lost. Statistically speaking, I have been promised the ninety-five percent rule, so somewhere, there's five percent of fic that is hiding or something.
That's probably unfair. Actually, found several stories I liked--or I hallucinated at any rate, since I can't find the damn place I read them. One of those times I wish I didn't dump my history folder so often. Which I am changing now.
a.) Brian mpreg. I don't even have words. There shouldn't BE words. Hell, the alphabet itself has been polluted. Makes me want to change languages. Would Cyrillic do this to Brian? I haven't shuddered so much since trying that skinny-dipping in a frozen lake thing. Which, by the way, was at least fun, with a headrush you wouldn't believe. Whereas this is a sign of the Apocalypse.
b.) Ellipse abuse. At a level that's unreal. It's not that I don't like ellipses--I do. Like commas and random italics, I have a thing for them. But there's using them and then there's making them grovel while they call you daddy, okay? Don't do that to the ellipses.
c.) One more pet name and something's going to give. Don't get me wrong, I can see them. I can. Except when they are EVERY OTHER FUCKING WORD.
d.) I don't like Michael. But he is not Satan. I wish I could get more energetic about this one, but honestly, can't. Michael spends a curious amount of time annoying me. It's like Clark all over again, except whinier. God, Clark, I owe you. I didn't think anyone could outdo you in sheer self-righteous whininess, but man, you are so outclassed. Not always. He has his moments. I just wish he'd have them without a chaser of 'put him out of his misery'.
And also? Email of the week.
Just thought i'd let you know some of your links dont work. Some of the story's and i couldn't get to the link back page either.
Kindly get your mind out of the Middle Ages and remember what century you're in.
Imagine how little I care.
I'm going to go drown in porn. Anyone have QaF recs, do post them. I grovel on command, as all well know.