Seperis (seperis) wrote,
Seperis
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you have got to be kidding

Dear Livejournal.

I just realized my sudden and irrational irritation at a lack of attention from a male coworker is in fact me in the midst of a twelve year old girl crush.

(by attention, I mean, I make fun of him until he goes away. I am twelve. Like, a tall twelve with a better arsenal of sarcasm.)

Holy God, if I were less self-aware, I would qualify as a cabbage.

Not funny, hormones. I also just realized he's attractive. So--right. I am actually a cabbage.

Sincerely,
Seperis

ETA: I just realized I am trying ot come up with lame yet plausible reasons to wander by his cubicle one row over. Shoot me now, plz. This is so sad.
Tags: jenn's life, unrequited
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