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yes, a diaper, i said it
children of dune - leto 1
seperis
All this week, I've been in a good mood. Like, wear lipstick and color coordinate my clothes good mood. There's even been hair fixing and whatnot. I could say it was all due to Trek (and most of it was, seriously; Trek was first fandom and my earliest sci-fi memories. Oh my God, Abrams, I love you), but by yesterday, it was also because I honestly like screwing with my coworkers and they were getting really disturbed at the entire seems to care about personal appearance thing. A few would drop by, I'd smile, and they would scurry away. P kept checking me surreptitiously for Vulcan ears. I'd totally wear them if I had them, too.

In other words, my life was perfect.

However, I am being punished for rediscovering lip liner and floral prints; I cannot sleep tonight for some reason, even though I am exhausted. What I did do was spend an hour replotting the end of the damned Spock fic and then imaging out a complex story where Kirk goes to jail and Spock bails him out, because that's the kind of thing I find hilarious.

So then I said, well, okay, screw it, let's find something to read.

It's not that I didn't know the kink meme was around. I did! But so far, I've been reading using the careful and scientific study of how many people have tagged something in delicious. Well, I ran out of that and said, what the hell, be crazy.

Wow, was that a mistake.

Mostly because if I'd done that earlier, I could have discovered five million new horrifying things, or at least like, three, and all of them involve bodily functions, how they are named, and what they are used for. And what they should never be used for. I will say this: blood. And also, to the author, what were you thinking? Blood is sticky.

Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. Yes, I am sharing that with you. Go enjoy your day with that image and try not to walk off the side of a building; I work on the ground floor, but I can totally get to the roof if I need to.

I'm still in a good mood. But it's more edging toward what one might call 'manic'. I don't see how this can end well.
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Jenn, I work on the sixth floor with FIVE balconies, do you hate me?

I read the story and boom. There it was. There it was.

I am just saying i do not hate you, so much as I hate everyone who didn't have to witness that.

Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. Yes, I am sharing that with you.

OMFG, you SUCK. You SUCK SO HARD. Just for that I'm making you rewrite ALL your dialog.

HOW IS THIS MY FAULT? Well, yes, telling you about it. But besides that?

Like, wear lipstick and color coordinate my clothes good mood.
I am somehow deeply comforted to know I'm not the only person who does this.

I'm fairly sure I've read that McKay story, but I think I've seen infantilism kink with Sheppard too. I'm not easily traumatized. ;)

I adore you for your inner strength. *g*

I hate you so much right now. Because I'm picturing him with one of those awful baby fur tattoos.

the pain.

If it's the one I'm thinking of, you totes ignored the DANGER WILL ROBINSON WARNING, didn't you? The one that said NC-40 AND MEANT IT. I'm over forty and I was still not big enough for that ride. *re-applies brain bleach*

Yeah, I did the same thing. I thought "Oh, I can handle anything, I wonder what's so bad about this..."

I was SO INCREDIBLY WRONG. *cries* I had just about put it out of my head and now this.

as far as I am concerned the only fandom that is allowed to use blood for lubricant is Highlander. I mean, you can really physically fuck an Immortal up, right, without permanent damage, right, so that makes it less freaky.

To me. Anyway.

IAWTC!

When you have any variation, really, on wacky immortal funtimes, I'm okay with the blood-as-lube! Because it might be fucked up as hell but it's not permanent damage!

Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. Yes, I am sharing that with you. Go enjoy your day with that image and try not to walk off the side of a building; I work on the ground floor, but I can totally get to the roof if I need to.

*dies*

AHAHAHAH

i laugh at you because i learnt the kink meme lesson myself only just recently (thank you spn fandom).

have to say the rodney diaper thing is not the most brain bleech requiring thing i've seen in this fandom (because i'm obviously a nicer person than you i'm not going to mention details :P) but yeah thanks for that, its exactly the image i want while i'm trying to study.

Blood as lubricant is old in the Spike/Angel section of Buffy fics. And that was my first foray into slash and I couldn't stop wondering the hell? Blood? Sticky and dries really really fast?

Diapers... that kink will never be kinky in a good way for me. Rather the section of weird kinks I don't get (bwuh?).

Also, did you stop crossposting at DW? Cause I defriended you at LJ to clean up flist doubleposting and now I realise there's are posts I haven't read. *stares*

Okay, um, WHY was Rodney McKay wearing an adult diaper? Please tell me because he had contracted some debilitating Pegasus-Gallery-As-Contrived-Plot-Device disease that affected his bladder control. Please tell me it was NOT a kink thing, but for a valid medical reason. Please?

Hee, I hope it WAS a kink thing. Infantilism is not my kink, but it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling whenever I find a story that reminds me that fandom is just as pervy as the rest of the world.

For this reason alone, I love every kink meme.

... please excuse me while I go scrub my brain out. Is it normal for a kink meme to contain mostly the Disturbing Shit?

The st_xi_kink is mostly staying on the tame side... err if you count a long of gender-bending, breath play, various dub-con/non-con of various flavors, as tame. Seriously, the meme even has gen fics popping up on it.

>>Also, I fell on top of a fic with Rodney McKay in an adult diaper and frankly, I may never sleep again. <<<

I can't help but think that John Sheppard wouldn't be able to stop laughing for an entire year if ambushed by that sight.

Or become impotent on the spot.


I think I've been spoiled by the Doctor Who kinkmeme, which does embrace the cracktastic and tends to produce some awesome things. (Of course, I don't read through the whole thing, just the pairings/kinks that catch my eye or get recced.)

Wow, you know, the Star Trek 2009 kink meme's got NOTHING like that. We're so vanilla you could slap us on top of a cone and give us to the kiddies.

*...LOVES HER THE ST KINK MEME! SO MUCH LOVE!*

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