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it's very peaceful there, you see. and calm.
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Miss Universe says had "lot of fun" in Guantanamo


No. It's just way too easy.


Dayana Mendoza, Miss Universe:
"We also met the Military dogs, and they did a very nice demonstration of their skills. All the guys from the Army were amazing with us."

This may be the best Thursday ever.

So this is an April Fool's joke gone wrong? Or just something to make me ridiculously happy?

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That is actually scary as a joke or not. *blinks*

Seriously, Wut?

( however, if you read drastically redefining protocol.... )

I may have made some rather undignified gasps of laughter. Brilliant.

that totally made my morning.

BBC had the article about two days before the 1st. Sadly, I think they stupidity is real. On the other hand: HEE!

*twitch* Someone should not let that poor girl on the net without supervision.

There are parental controls for these things. I believe they are called the "Power" button and/or unplugging the mouse.

Actually, I am writing this on a computer without a mouse.
But anyways, since she's from Venezuela, it's probably just ignorance about world events rather than stupidity. I doubt it's as big a deal over there as it is here.

I had a roommate in college who screwed up my computer one weekend when I was gone. Every weekend after that, I'd unplug the mouse and stick it in my bag - she could never figure out how to make it work without one. She was not the brightest bulb.

*laughing so hard at the "drastically refining protocol" reference*

Beauty pageants seriously need to consider an entrance exam, just to keep the levels of stupid down. Things like "label this continent". What countries has the U.S. been at war with in the last 5 years?

Of course, people would just cheat, but still.

Somewhere in the DRP 'verse Merlin is pointing to this article and asking why Arthur never told him about AMERICAN rape attack dogs...

Thanks for the link :D

Miss Universe/Military dogs? O.O

Arthur is reading this to Merlin, newspaper in bed, and dying laughing at Merlin's expression of horror. :D

Oh my god.

Dear Miss Universe:
you make me sad.

Ninja Rape Dogs!


LOL. OH, Merlin would be so excited to hear that.

... I'm missing something here. How does watching the military dogs do bomb-sniffing and so forth become rape dogs?

(I kind of feel for her. Clearly not all that intelligent, and didn't realize what she was saying. And yet, funny.)

In Pru's fic "Drastically Redefining Protocol", Merlin was worried that assaulting the prince of Wales would get him sent to Guantanamo Bay to be waterboarded and raped by angry Rotweillers. Later in the fic, he just calls them rape dogs.

The jokes I miss by not watching or reading Merlin! Thanks for explaining.

*g* It really made my morning. Though there's no way to explain to anyone not fannish the context of laughing randomly about rape dogs.

*falls over*

Oh man. You just KNOW the people upthread are right and DRP-Merlin is pointing and making fish faces and Arthur is cackling helplessly.

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