deliciousness without salmonella
My boss came around offering peanuts.
We all looked at them warily.
"From Nigeria," he says reassuringly, offering the container.
We all eagerly took some.*
[Me: From a Nigerian scammer who bought them in America?
Him: ....
Me: Never mind. Give me some?]
(* in case you did not know, a major peanut and peanut-paste supplying corporation let loose salmonella in their peanuts/peanut butter. Otherwise, this joke makes very little sense, unless you read it as a play on the Nigerian scammer email thing, and wow, this becomes less funny by the minute. I would say this is a good argument for keeping up on current events so this is funnier. If it ever can be.)
We all looked at them warily.
"From Nigeria," he says reassuringly, offering the container.
We all eagerly took some.*
[Me: From a Nigerian scammer who bought them in America?
Him: ....
Me: Never mind. Give me some?]
(* in case you did not know, a major peanut and peanut-paste supplying corporation let loose salmonella in their peanuts/peanut butter. Otherwise, this joke makes very little sense, unless you read it as a play on the Nigerian scammer email thing, and wow, this becomes less funny by the minute. I would say this is a good argument for keeping up on current events so this is funnier. If it ever can be.)