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shame is for those with taste
children of dune - leto 1
seperis
I think the four fine! five! most dangerous words you can think while writing are "Wouldn't it be funny if..."

I am not sure yet, but I think this is the first time I have used that phrase four separate times to justify plot points that I know for a fact are truly hideous on their own and I'm stacking the suckers together like some kind of insane layer cake of fail. And it's only eighteen pages so far.

At this point, it's almost a challenge. I mean, if I throw in mpreg and Merlin crying and cutting himself (maybe at the same time!), I'd argue this may be the greatest badfic ever written. I mean, I've always wanted to be the best, and I feel this kind of objective is worthy of achievement.

It's been a very long week. That's the only reason I can find that I am reading this and finding it awesomely hysterical and not, like, deleting it and pretending it doesn't exist. And people, I rarely like my own fic at this stage, so something is very wrong.

Tomorrow is Friday. Friday. Friday. Friday.


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*eyes you hatefuly* Fixed. Meanie.

Oh, jenn, step away from the computer screen, put your head between your knees, and just breathe.

Alternately, I can try to write you cheerup fic snippets again. ;)

You *encouraged it*. And it's *grown*. *STARES AT YOU* This is at least partially your fault!

I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING!!!!1!!

If it makes you feel any better, my current mix project now includes the Spice Girls.

It's still so depressing I can't stand to think about it any more. *twitches*

Apparently last night was a red-letter night for me and shame?

It's not badfic until it reaches this level.

Honestly, if you make any mention of "codpieces" and "his glans is sweating buckets of happy juice"... then I will personally bake you a batch of brownies AND cookies and deliver them.

...that's like, motivating you know.

*twitches*

Though codpieces....

...that's like, motivating you know.

*smile* Oh, is it?

I mean, if I throw in mpreg and Merlin crying and cutting himself (maybe at the same time!), I'd argue this may be the greatest badfic ever written

Prove it. Write it and send it to me for the BadFic contest. You DID SAY you always wanted to be the best...

ducks, flees

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!

You'd need some wolves, too.

[ducks and runs]

[runs back, grabs fic, runs away again]

:-D

*sniffs*

Coudl have written more of it. Might be writing it right now.

mpreg and Merlin crying and cutting himself (maybe at the same time!)

Like cutting himself to get the baby out? *encourages you shamelessly*

So, what, we're talking Twilight homage here? Pastiche? Something like that.

Sure! Works for me. Arthur almost kind of has the teeth for it.

He totally does. Sharp, kind of glinty.

But is Arthur sparkly enough?

...Ooo, or that could be where Merlin comes in. He makes with the magic jazz hands to cover Arthur in sparkles.

...OK, that did not come out like I meant it to.


Edited at 2009-03-13 03:46 am (UTC)

Arthur could totally be sparkly enough.

He'd also totally watch Merlin sleep.

He certainly has the weird and controlling family thing already down.

*claps gleefully*

Your tears are magical, you know. Only YOUR TEARS can save Merlin's baby!

Which means that making you cry is totally a public service. :D

OH MY GOD SHUT UP NO. MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW. HE HAS MAGIC. HE CAN FLOAT THE BABY OUT OR SOMETHING.

*face in hands*

At this point, it's almost a challenge. I mean, if I throw in mpreg and Merlin crying and cutting himself (maybe at the same time!), I'd argue this may be the greatest badfic ever written.

Don't forget the MarySue figure who saves him at the last moment and shows him and Arthur the way to True Gay Love...then it will be the greatest badfic ever written. :P

Also, Friday is AWESOME!

HI, on the subject of GOOD fic (cliches are the best, and oh wow, please do not put mpreg AND Merlin crying and cutting himself, because I would totally love the second but not the first AT ALL) did you get my email? I DON'T KNOW IF I WAS HELPFUL. I NEED TO BE HELPFUL, in order for my existence to be valid or something. Was I helpful? BE HONEST.


::makes grabby hands:: I DON'T CARE.


Shame is for people who have yet to embrace their innermost AWESOMENESS. I firmly believe this.

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