svmadelyn: i think i am wussing out on the crockpot tonight.
seperis: *stares at you*
svmadelyn: i can't do it!
svmadelyn: i am clumsy from exhaustion.
seperis: YOU CAN
svmadelyn: and what if it climbs under the lid
svmadelyn: and gets in the soup
seperis: It won't.
svmadelyn: and i ladle myself a portion
seperis: It does not have opposable thumbs.
svmadelyn: and then FOOD IS RUINED FOREVER.
seperis: NO THUMBS.
svmadelyn: then I'd turn into someone with an eating disorder.
svmadelyn: and skeletal
svmadelyn: and cranky because hi, I like eating.
svmadelyn: then I'd have to be admitted somewhere.
seperis: NO THUMBS HONEY.
svmadelyn: and we know how I feel about hospitals.
svmadelyn: I CAN'T IT IS HOLDING MY ATROVENT HOSTAGE.
...are there rats with thumbs? *worried*