Squid With Elbows
Yes. Not only are they huge and scary and gelatinous, they have elbows.
And here is video in case, like me, you wanted to look upon the shape of your fate as it drifts in cold water and think to yourself, Hey, God? You gotta be *kidding* me.
And here I was worried about Zombies. Is there a Massive Elbowed Squid Survival Guide? Well, why not?