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wii! wii! wii!!!!!!!!!!!
children of dune - leto 1
The meaning of true fannish desperation.

I took a short break from Due South reading to explore--I have no idea, but I blame sdwolfpup and out_there for the entire fact I am reading in a fandom where my understanding of the canon is based on a vid and a horrified write-up by amireal. But no. It's worse.

In your One True Fandom (or two, mine are SGA and dS currently), it's acceptable to read the badfic. I mean, I can rationalize that to myself; it's a slow day. Fraser crying while pregnant with Dief's puppies or Rodney--well, insert a terrifying fic idea there--that's okay. It's your fandom. You may curse their names and fic, but they are yours and even the most deformed and diseased of bunnies are still, you know, family. You look at them with tolerant hate and admit you are a junkie.

I just don't have this excuse for reading bad Prison Break. Or possibly bad American Idol fic. Or really bad....never mind, just, no excuse. No reason. But there I am at two in the morning reading Part X of Five Billion Badfic and just hating myself so much while I click Part Next. It's so sad.

In other news less traumatizing....


Since I have the Wii and the Wii Fit, I started research to find what else I will need--er, Child will need--so as to have a satisfying gaming experience. And I found there are Wii Zapper and Wii light sabres (LIGHT SABRES! OMG! SAY IT! WII LIGHTSABRES!) and Nerf sports stuff and and Wii Surgery Kit and WiiCooking Kit. Click on links. Because wow.

So this begs the question when I saw my list was officially Way More Than I Can Afford....

Be honest. Is there a Wii Sex Toy? Because basically, that is all that is missing here.

Also, for those with Wiis, what are the necessities? I started a list, but I'd like to know what I really need and what I probably won't or don't need immediately.

As far as piracy is concerned, the Wii's already got a software-based mod that allows the playing of "backups". If you want it, I can probably get my boyfriend to tell me the version he's using and stuff, and how to find it. The games themselves can probably be found off Bittorrent, and I know there are groups that'll split up the files (which are fucking huge) and upload them to megaupload/rapidshare.

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I am relieved to know this. It's been two years. Even the ipod has sex toy attachments now.

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Ooh. I saw the Wii Play but didn't see that. Thank you!

The steering wheel and the crossbow are both awesome.

I am sure the WiiVibrator is available in Japan. Just not here.

I was thinking about Mario Kart either for Christmas or his birthday, since it looks like a game he can play with his cousin. *marks down*

It had better be available. Wiibrator!

*hysterical giggles* I am totally five.

My son works at Gamestop, and as a person who sells games for a living (and due to the fact that you already have wii-fit), he highly recommends Rayman Raving Rabbids TV Party. You can't really beat tobogganing down a mountain on a deer, controlling it with your butt on the wiibalance board.

Fraser crying while pregnant with Dief's puppies

Part of me wants to run screaming, and part of me WANTS TO READ THIS.

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I didn't know there were Wii light sabers *_*

I have no idea, but I blame sdwolfpup and out_there for the entire fact I am reading in a fandom where my understanding of the canon is based on a vid and a horrified write-up by amireal. But no. It's worse.

*beams* I'll happily accept whatever blame is mine. And, really, when considering badfic I think you might need to consider how ... divorced from reality the original canon storylines can be. (Although, huh, you know what? Both DS and SGA win on "divorced from reality" storylines. Their crack was virtually canon.)

I'm addicted to Guiter Hero. Eye of the Tiger! Beat It! La Bamba!

My favorite part of the Wii is making all the Miis -- I have made most of the characters from SGA and some from SG1. When in fit mode, it's fun to do the run and have Rodney or Woolsey jog by (occasionally falling down) or playing baseball and having my team made up of all SGA people. :)

Ah, the easily entertained are so easy to entertain... ;)

Those Light Sabers are complete crap. Cheap plastic the naked Wiimotes can hardly fit into and you can't even really cross sabers with any hint of force because they bend. And you have to take the Wiimote in and out of the holster in order to access the menu. AND! You have to have it connected to the nunchuck, so take the geek image of Wii Light Sabers and amplify it with the realization that you hold the light saber in one hand and a little nunchuck connected with a cord to the other. They don't even make the sound!



So I kinda wanted a Wii before but now I'm all ::need, need, NEED::

Well, I can't google "wii sex toy" from work, but I am happy just to know that the lightsabers are called thrustmaster, for heaven's sakes.

Twelve. I am twelve.

Wii Sex Toy

strange, why is my brain keep on telling me, that you were the one, who had this LJ entry about the wii vibrator??
ok, maybe it was an article I read somewhere else.
but I am pretty sure, there is.