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because every day is mockery day!
children of dune - leto 1
It's like watching a visual representation of either irony or an amazingly subtle and complex sense of humor. And you know, considering the source? Not leaning toward humor.

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Okay, this is going to be a little out there, but bear with me--anyone else kinda of maybe think something went really really wrong here?

If Moses is not headdesking himself into a celestial aneurysm, I will be surprised.

I saw this earlier and nearly fell off my chair.

It took me a second to recognize it wasn't a remake of The Ten Commandments.

That is so incredibly perfect, I don't know where to begin. Thanks for sharing it.

I admit I started officemates when I saw it.

Ahahahahahahaha! That's hysterical.

I'm so starting a new church. It will feature a Money Bull to worship and cupcakes. Because everyone loves money and cake.

I'm in if they are chocolate.

I just noticed that your "Uncategorical" tag list includes multiple varieties of crazy. Why not this one, too? Or is it only fannish crazy that gets tagged as crazy? And isn't this "Bible Fandom, Ur Doin It Rong"?

I don't have that tag, do I? I need to consolidate my crazy tags, though.

*prays* Lord, don't hurt me - I did'nt know ... okay who am I kidding? Yeah I didn't know but even if I did, I wouldn't have been able to stop it or protest because my head would have been exploding. Like it is now.

If that is not the perfect definition of irony, I don't know what is.

Dear God, just smite us now. Don't wait.

I am seriously waiting for lightning or something.


I was going to say something about the worship of idols, the incredible amounts of irony and the bit about asking an omnipotent being to control a system that, in effect, relies on being unstable for wealth to be generated.

But really, the only thing that seems to say it properly is "Wow, biblical fail".

Muahahahahahaha. Oh how freaking hilariously awesome is that.

It is bogglingly awesome. While I check the sky nervously.

Oh, fundies, how you amuse, when you're not trying to legislate away people's rights...

Just another classic example of reading from the Bible Buffet: "We pick and choose what we want to believe and disregard the rest".

God, isn't it the truth?

On a funny note after I saw this I was curious whether any Christian saints were associated with a bull as their symbol, and there is Saint Eustace (who is also one of the 14 Holy Helpers who were important saints in the middle ages, and he's the one to go for help when facing adversity or difficult situations which I guess applies), who is also a patron saint of *plumbers* in some places... (He's listed as plumber patron on German pages, but for some reason the English pages on saints never mention it.)

So considering that you Americans are all supposed to identify with "Joe the Plumber" now, I found that funny.

...I hate you so much.

Where is the smiting? WHY IS THERE NOT SMITING?

This? Has been blowing my mind all day. Moses has undoubtedly flipped his shit and called in the Boss for some old skool smiting. Film at eleven. ;)

If I were Moses, this is Miller Time. Because really.

That's...wow. I don't even know what to say. I thought this was a joke at first, because...seriously? Wow.

Btw, I think I've commented in your journal before, but if not, hi!

Hi! Welcome!

I thought it was a macro until they linked to the actual article. I mean, did no one there have vague Charlton-Heston-related flashbacks?

I got this link last night from lj unrelated sources, and almost wonder if the fanatics in question didn't do it on purpose to mess with people's minds - like, are are we going to see this pop up on improv everywhere's website in a few days?

Oh. Wow. Not even really gonna need that handbasket are they?

I, wow. I can believe people are that stupid, but actually watching them reach those heights is just . . . stupefying. Wow. I don't even know where to begin.