Stocks and Bonds of Holy Matrimony by justabi, SV, Clark/Lex.
Every time I read it, it sends me into a giggling fit like you would not believe.
"Clark, is there something you'd like to tell me?"
"Not quite what I'm looking for."
"I'm an alien? You hit me with your car? Am I getting warmer?"
"Stop making jokes. My phone has been ringing off the hook all morning. There is a picture of you and me on the front page of the Daily Planet."
"That's great, Lex. I didn't think the benefit would be front page news, but that's wonderful."
"The story is not about the benefit last night."
"What do you mean?"
"Since when have we been lovers eagerly awaiting the chance to legally wed in the state of Kansas?"
I just--it's so them. So. Very. Them.
Form, Not Meaning by out_there, Prison Break, Michael/Alex.
The guh is eternal on this one. To put this in context, everything I know about Prison Break I learned from a.) svmadelyn b.) Like a Stone, sdwolfpup's vid (God the guh. The guh is legion. The guh owns me. Oh my God the wall touching) and c.) fannish osmosis. And I love this fic. It doesn't hurt that I know what they look like and Michael is hot like whoa and Alex is deeply, deeply scary. Well, they both are scary.
That was good for me. *sighs happily*