I'm sorry to report that no black holes have been spotted. Not even tiny ones.
....okay, hands up. Tell me that you totally would not have run outside, looked into the theoretical shape of our fate and the end of all humanity, and thought, "Awesome."
Cause I gotta say. Black hole created by accident is not like, the most embarrassing way our species could end here. Think hairspray.
I return everyone to people who didn't hear the words "microscopic black hole" and think "I wonder if they will sell keychains."