My glee is a healthy glee of gleefulness. Also, the battery seems to be not working, if the yellow-green flickering is anything to go by, so I figured an opportunity to stare in ravenous awe at the motherboard (and make sure all looks copasetic) would not be amiss, since there are two batteries and one of them isn't that old.
Ah. Time to check his work before removal. So. Exciting.