1.) Have worked out how to use TV as monitor. This is fun. I feel powerful and very smart. This could be dangerous--I had this epiphany regarding in-wall speakers and noticed the sale on wiring--so you know, if you don't hear from me, might not be anthrax. Might be hideously embarrassing electrical death.
Note: still no sign of anthrax. Will tentatively accept it could have either been some kind of cleaner or baby powder.
2.) Accompanied my mother to Best Buy, who walked out, dazed and confused, with a new TV and sound system. You have to understand; my parents are kind of competitive, and the crispness of LCD broke them finally, because I am vicious and their TV sucks. Well, okay, they went plasma. But it continues to be funny.
4.) Um, that's it. Other things are of suckitude, but I am relentless in my quest not to think about them until I have to.