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five things that are absolutely true
children of dune - leto 1
seperis
Okay, I am put out for the following reasons:

1.) For some reason, LJ drop down in Horizon isn't working for me, and expand now opens a new thread. I have reloaded firefox and no change. I'm using LJ Add-Ons and LJHook. I cannot find these are causing this problem. I switched to Vertigo, thank God I could get there using edit profiles, but I find this irritating.

Cold restart fixed that one.

2.) There is a Saw V. This officially begins the time I look back with nostalgia on Friday the Thirteenth and Halloween, with soft eyes at their wholesome exploitation of sex, death, and woman and how the three combine together. Dear God I hate that franchise. This, right here, is the one thing that worries me about our bright future with 3D TV and holodecks.

3.) My nails are again too long for my laptop and people, my typing is fast but inaccurate. Now it is slow and inaccurate. Even if it would get me exclusive access to my penis of choice among men to keep them, these suckers have gotta go.

4.) I got on this entire whee smut writing and then stopped mid-coital when I got bored and went to bed. I find this so disturbing, not least because I have left them posed seconds from orgasm, but every time I go back to finish, I end up going back farther to an earlier part and them talking about something else entirely while fully dressed. I--what does this mean?

I'm sorry, I'm less creeped out by that weird Pokemon porn at asstr.org than the fact that I am writing boring smut.

5.) Okay, this is just shame. I turned on You Outta Know by Alanis Morisette and am currently feeling all kinds of vicarious break-up angst. Actually, I'm not ashamed. Yelling about going down in theatres at the top of my lungs is pretty much the best thing ever. There is something viciously addictive about this song. I know I should totally be beyond it, but come on. Tell me that singing along is not either empowering or just fun? I dare you.
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I'm having the same problem with expand opening the thread instead of expanding. I'm using LJ Addons too, but I don't think it's that either since it stopped working before they had the most recent update.

As for the drop-down menus in horizon not working, that happened to me a while ago, and I was able to get the problem to go away by clearing my cache.

Also not able to do inline comments. This is irritating. I'm going to restart and see if that clears the problem.

You should never, ever, ever be beyond Alanis.

This is like, truth from the mountain.

...Now I'm listening to Jagged Little Pill.

*eyes you*

*does not get out that album*

*is strong*

Check your greasemonkey scrips, I had disable all of the unfold ones after certain updates, which is fine b/c lj addons does that for me.

Cold restart seems to have done the trick so I no longer feel the crazy. As much.

Mildly crazy is good, when you feel completely sane, FREAK OUT.

That song always makes me wish I wasn't in a happy relationship, so I could go and tear up the universe with her.

Even if it would get me exclusive access to my penis of choice among men to keep them

See, you drop a comment like that into casual conversation, and you're going to leave us (or at least me) wondering who is on that list.

Especially when you follow up with the curse of boring smut.

*raises eyebrow at you*

you're going to leave us (or at least me) wondering who is on that list

'Us'. Definitely 'us'.  *raises a second eyebrow*

Also, that is one lovely icon there – Rodney and glasses and blue and hands. *drifts just a little*

I got it from unamaga. I saw it and I had to have it.

I'm lickingliking yours as well.

(Mmmmm...neck.)

If you don't mind a profanity-laced, slur-laden, pointlessly mean and violent song...I have a good "JUST YOU TRY ME, BITCH" yelling-singing song. >_> Um. Yeah.

Oh, jeebus, the Saw movies. When we saw the X-Files movie, dremiel leaned over and said, "Wait, there's been FOUR of them?" I threw up in my mouth a little. Torture porn =/= fun.

3.) My nails are again too long for my laptop and people, my typing is fast but inaccurate. Now it is slow and inaccurate. Even if it would get me exclusive access to my penis of choice among men to keep them, these suckers have gotta go.

ahaha, NOT JUST ME THEN. My nails grow absurdly fast, and I have exactly one criteria for cutting them -- the point at which I cannot type easily. I've been told that typing stimulates the nail beds and makes the little bastards grow faster. That's entirely unfair.

2.) There is a Saw V.

OH GOD NO. I saw the first one just recently. Now, my tolerance for gore is pretty high as long as the payoff is worth it, and I'm quite thoroughly down with ambiguous heroes and shades of gray and all of that, but that movie just felt like a celebration of all that is ugly in human nature.

Regarding point #4, one of these days I've been thinking about starting a thread on my journal asking people about how they interface with smut while writing it. Since verbal smut doesn't turn me on, it's an interesting academic question for me -- why do you do this? What do you get out of it? I'm just curious if everyone other than me is writing smut and getting horny while I'm stuck dithering about different synonyms for the word "penis". *g*

There's going to be VI, too--they'd contracted for a second trilogy of them. I am very glad to not be into horror.

I have always loved Alanis, and I'm never going to be ashamed about that. *g* Now I want to listen to "Not the Doctor" . . . but I don't think it's on my ipod. One of these days I'm going to burn all my old cds to itunes so I can actually listen to them.

Apropos of nothing: I just realized you're coming to vividcon!!!

::glee::

If I even know - oh, let's pretend - half the words I sing along (and force my kids to let me...)

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