Trailer for Cthulhu.
On one hand, Lovecraft! On the other, Tori Spelling. On the third, some creepy moments. On the other, oh my God what the hell did you hybridize this into? On the fourth, Cthulhu.
*face buried in hands* It can't be as bad as the fishy people one on sci-fi channel that I had to watch, had to because it was Lovecraft even though it looked more like low-rent Texas Chainsaw Massacre without involving Texas or a chainsaw and did involve people with tentacles in a way that was not hentai and more's the pity. Because when you actively hope they're going that way for the sake of the plot, something is wrong.
...maybe it is a weird apple joke?