Log in

No account? Create an account

The Toybox

people for the conservation of limited amounts of indignation

Previous Entry Share Next Entry
when the zombies come for you, what side will you be on?
children of dune - leto 1
swiped from spike21

(I'm assuming, under protest, that I cannot bring them under my rule and therefore lead the revolution.)

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:
1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

* Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.


1.) Pyro from the X-Men. No one said my weapon couldn't be a person, and he burns things. Fine, fine, fine. Lightsaber. Blue, please.
2.) Coming Undone, Korn
3.) River Tam

Weapon: wraith dart.
Person: John Sheppard.
We can sutck everyone into the wraith dart (which is totally a weapon) and Sheppard will fly it away! To the tune of She's My Man by the scissor sisters.

I can't do this now, because I would have to steal your person answer, and that would feel like cheating.

Seriously, if only two people in the world survived a zombie attack, it would be River and whoever's (hiding) behind her.

And I assume that weapon is for River, because if she's there I won't be doing anything but staring in awe.

Oh yeah. I'll just stand there (with Pyro) and watch in shock and awe. Then we'd all go shopping.

Person: Inuyasha
Song: Hush, Deep Purple
Weapon: Er, I have Inuyasha. A weapon would redundant but...I could make do with a baseball bat.

(I considered 'Welcome to the Jungle' but Hush makes a better mental vid for me)

Ooh. That song...yeah.

(Deleted comment)
Seriously. I was just thinking, why not have Rodney McKay for all answers? Because he'll freaking build the weapon out of the potted plants and maybe the sign from Dairy Queen, and you can listen to him complain about doing all the work.

Other than that, hmmm...

Weapon: Machete
Music: Weapon of Choice
Famous Person: Ronon

(Deleted comment)
1. Lightsaber - decapitation potential is very important when fighting zombies
2. 'Welcome to the Jungle' by Guns and Roses
3. Wolverine

Rock. On. I wish I'd thought of Wolverine. Because--God. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Weapon: Terminator (Uncle Bob version unless I could pick a John Sheppard chassis)prgrammed to protect me.
Music: It's the End of the World As We Know It (REM)
Famous Person: Jason Bourne

The nice thing about the Terminator option is you don't have to worry about the zombies biting and infecting it. Also, you know between Jason and a Terminator they could find everything they needed in a mall to escape the zombies and keep you alive.

...you have a point. Which Terminator, though?

1) Lightsaber - might as well stick with a weapon I know, except 1000x more effective. Um, green.
2) The Pretender, Foo Fighters
3) I'll take Kakashi Hatake. He can roast everyone and I'll pick off the leftovers.

Kakashi Hatake? *curious*

1. Fighting axe. No, wait - a hunga munga because they're cool.

2. Either Chop Suey by System of a Down, or Killing in the Name Of by Rage Against the Machine. Got to go with the classics.

3. Buffy. She looks good with a hunga munga.

Ooh *heck* yes. And Rage Against the Machine? Kinda *made* for that kind of a day.


1. A magic staff, [like the one carried by Harry Dresden from the Dresen Files books]. FUEGO!
2. Bodies by Drowing Pool.
3. Optimus Prime. He's a person. And a weapon, and a gettaway vehicle all in one. And it's not like I have to worry about him getting turned. Plus, as a Semi, he can haul a trailer full of my survival stuff. And I can actually fall asleep at the wheel without worrying about dying in a firey crash.

...okay, wow. Optimus would *rock*. I completely forgot the transformers.

Weapon: SIR with NATO 5.56 "Cherry PIE" (pyrotechnically initiated explosive)., and a LOBO for backup. Not to mention the biteproof kevlar-enhanced BDUs that go with them.
Music: Come as you are by Nirvanna
Famous Person: Ronnon, cause he can always place his shot.

(Why yes, I did finish World War Z lately. Why do you ask?)

Re: The Dead Move Slow

*grins* I have it; I'm saving it for the plane flight next week. I figure that should keep my attention.

Weapon: Magnum Desert Eagle, .50 cal, 10" barrel
Person: Richard B. Riddick, baby. It's like a 2-for-1 weapon sale. Who needs to fight zombies when you can look at him in action?
Music: Hmm. Something chipper. How about One Wild Night by Bon Jovi? Because I'm insane.

Because I'm insane

Finally, she admits it...

Weapon: Double-ended lightsaber, blue
Person: Zoe Washburn (Firefly)
Song: Coal Chamber - Sway (The Roof Is On Fire)

1. Superman. What? If you look at three you see why he totally counts.
2. Attitude by Hardknox
3. Lex Luther. Well, it's probably his fault anyway, I mean why the hell is he at a mall? 'cuz he's fixing it, obviously.


1. a flamethrower
2. Violet by Hole
3. Faith

LOl...so many answers so hard to chooose

Weapon:- Masamune
Person:- Wolverine...but I see that somebody already picked him so if I can't have him then Sephiroth
Song:- Escape from Hellview by CKY

Double-barreled shotgun, of course. I don't mess with the classics.

Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love." Good shootin' rhythm.

Ving Rhames, naturally.