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children of dune - leto 1
seperis
Unclean, unclean unclean and--okay, no. No. This is where my foot goes down. THERE ARE LINES PEOPLE. WE ARE NOT MEANT TO CROSS SOME LINES. MOST OF YOU READ SCI-FI/HORROR/FANTASY. HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING FROM STEPHEN KING? THERE ARE SOME THINGS MEN (AND FANGIRLS) ARE NEVER MEANT TO KNOW.

We do not write Rodney/Care Bear slash.

Wow. There is Rodney/Care Bear slash.

I need a spork. A SPORK I SAY.

That is all. This has been what will doubtless later be referred to as the "beginning of her decline". Interspersed with "if we had only known at the time" and "such a loss to the world". By which I mean, that had better be there.

ETA: WE DO NOT NEED TO PROVE THAT WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER.
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You're just upset because you liked it. GLITTER. EVERYWHERE.

you didn't tell me about the glitter ...

Right. So on top of all the other things that have been weird/painful/fucked up/bad/upsetting/generally not good today, now I have Rodney/Care Bear in my head.

I need a drink.

Or three.

Did you really need those braincells?

...the worst part is, I was suddenly afraid the Care Bear Tribe would declare Rodney and Cheer Bear married.

*facepalm* WHY.

It's awesome. And so very glittery. ;)

Hmm. I stare at that and all I can think is 'unauthorized sequel' where Grumpy Bear gets jealous and tries to off Rodney, and John's all: ONLY YOU COULD MAKE CARE BEARS WANT TO KILL YOU.

....my hatred is like a galaxy.

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..when did we all start considering pairing compatiability with--I won't go there. I won't. I won't.

All I know is that the Care Bear was totally asking for it.


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I DID NOT.

I...NO. I DO NOT ADMIT TO THIS ONE.

*weakly* Rule 34(f) is unholy.

You know you should just embrace it. Here, you might need this icon (by onthefringe.org_icon):




And the world still exists.

*shocky*

*lies down*

I can't help but feel somewhat responsible... >.>

::points to icon::

::also, points out that the Rodney/CheerBear and other Care Bear bits (no, not those kinds of bits!!!) was the best, perhaps the only redeemable part of your last, horrifying, vore-focused post::

I somehow missed the CareBears (Yay me!!) so this whole xover bear!gate was not unlike walking into a fluffy insane asylum. :) with glitter :)

We do not write Rodney/Care Bear slash.

Check. *rewinds*

Sheppard bit back an inappropriate laugh, trying to figure out the best way to greet their current hosts. A green bear came up to him and he knelt down to it's level. He held out his hand.

"Colonel John Sheppard," he said, taking the bear's paw and giving it a gentle shake. His knuckles brushed up and down against the soft fur of it's belly. He couldn't say he was prepared for a lot with this encounter. But he really wasn't ready for the bear to start convulsing and spray his hand green hearts and shamrocks from the shamrock-heart thing on it's stomach.

Sparkly green hearts and shamrocks.

The bear was relaxing on the ground with a stupid, completely-unable-to-misinterpret grin on it's face.

"Oh my God! You've gone someplace not even Kirk went!"

Rodney sounded scandalized, horrified and just a bit disbelieving. John was torn between the look on his team's faces and the glitter still dripping off his fingers.

"I didn't mean to! It just happened!"

The blue bear standing next to Rodney crossed his arms and snorted. "Slut."


Dear *god* I hope Cat's forgotten where I live...

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I swear to God, this is the most awesome fandom ever.

*giggles*

Also, your icon is adorable!