We do not write Rodney/Care Bear slash.
Wow. There is Rodney/Care Bear slash.
I need a spork. A SPORK I SAY.
That is all. This has been what will doubtless later be referred to as the "beginning of her decline". Interspersed with "if we had only known at the time" and "such a loss to the world". By which I mean, that had better be there.
ETA: WE DO NOT NEED TO PROVE THAT WHAT DOES NOT KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER.