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seperis
Part A

maiyri deleted her livejournal.

I, for one, am completely and utterly shocked. Shocked, I say.

Context.

You know. I can't help but feel the entire thing is related to ff.net's new and improved ficsquad. Sadly, I am just not interested enough to follow it much further. Sad.

Part B

Dear svmadelyn,

You have totally given me your cold/flu/deathsickness. God I hate you. No, I do not want to discuss the colors. My throat hurts. There is tissue necessities. I feel vaguely nauseated. Yes, I understand that normally you cannot catch illness from someone online. This is not normally. This is you willing me to illness. I can feel it.

Part C

Whilst reading Dean Koontz, my mother suddenly yelled Oh John Ringo, No!. I have done my duty to the universe. She is also chatspeaking on GuildWars and I no longer have any idea wtf her convos are saying. They do not have vowels.

Also, for those reading this who play; can you direct me to a forum/guild/place/area where she can get people over age fifteen? I'm getting nervous at the number of exclamation marks she's using and a week ago, she started muttering about locking people up below the age of eighteen. This is making me nervous.
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Your mother makes me LOL. :)

It totally made my week!

Mads got me sick too. *miserable*

She's kind of like the Plague that way.

! Benedict!

We all know the True Story!

She's trying to kill us. *helpless*

Whilst reading Dean Koontz, my mother suddenly yelled Oh John Ringo, No!.
This makes me ridiculously happy :D

I have done my duty to the universe.
You have indeed.

Whilst reading Dean Koontz, my mother suddenly yelled Oh John Ringo, No!

My morning is made.

Seriously, that was such a highlight of my week.

I'm not going to deny it. I'm sure you've vexed me with something lately.

So, in summation: HA.

*brightly* Hey, maybe this is one of those things like a knife under the bed; you being sick will cut my pain in half!

THAT IS CALLED A LIFEBOND AND NO WE DO NOT HAVE ONE OF THOSE.

I am totally telling Celli to check under the bed for black candles. *sniffles*

*blows nose*

*HATES SO MUCH*

NOW YOU DENY OUR LIFEBOND?

LIKE CELLI WOULD NARC ON ME. I AM IN PROXIMITY; I GET MAXIMUM LOYALTY OUT OF FEAR. ME. MEEEEE.

Truly, I love these little notes about the ongoing corruption of your mother. It's brilliant.

So you know? Your mother is *awesome*. And it is truly hilarious to watch you watch her really get into the MMO thing. The outsider's perspective is really cool to get, as an as-it-were-insider.*g*

Whilst reading Dean Koontz, my mother suddenly yelled Oh John Ringo, No!

...I am so happy right now.

We both have it bookmarked at work for emergencies now.

And lets' face it, Dean Koontz. *twitch* Totally deserves.

Re A: Golly gosh gee whilikers!! What'll happen -next,- ya think? Did the lurkers support her in E-mail?

B: *Wires you functional immune system*

C: *Falls off couch, lands on female cat, gets scratched, still can't stop laughing long enough to clean scratches*

Your mother is made of -win.-

Oh Seperis-Mom, FTW!!!

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