Oh my God. I hate her. How can I hate her? It's Emily. I think I am broken in some fundamental way!
I also casually slashed Teddy with everyone mentally just to see if it would trip my squick. Here is what I learned; I also now really want Darcy/Wickham.
That is all. Just--trauma. And whatnot.
Wow. I could be more boring, but I think it would involve a long, loving description of fly fornication while naming the anatomical parts correctly. Sad.