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children of dune - leto 1
seperis
One of the neat side effects of insomnia (though to be fair, this is because I practically slept half the day, so really, this is just delayed sleep) is I tend to sit around and stalk people's ljs for things to use against them later.

Sadly, rageprufrock does not have blackmail material on a filter I can see. Bitch. But! Going through the snapshots tag, I did find:

Rodney and the Military Themed Gay Porn Thing

John deletes it off of their computer and swears their secrecy. All six give it happily but the underlying message is that it's all pointless; the video got out more than twenty-six hours ago, and like those God damned dancing hamsters, there's a better than likely chance everybody in Atlantis' very close-knit network has seen it now—has it saved on their hard drives now.

"Those uniforms aren't right," John says dismally, crumbled into a chair in the ready-room, staring miserably at the recycle bin on Kinner's laptop.

"They never are, sir," Kinner says sympathetically.


And....

John the Slutty Supermodel Thing

“Do you even know how to read?” Rodney asked finally in frustration.

John only winked and said, “Oh, yeah. Got lots of practice, you know, being shoved face down into my photobook and getting banged over the side of a table in open calls and stuff.”


I want them both so badly I can taste it.


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Oh god, the first one. Young Rodney the Porn Star. saldkfksdjgdf.asdfbwsjg.

asI sdlkgf/

where do we send the bribes, again?
dkhfldjshg.


I WILL FIND OUT.

God. The beautiful crack.

there are no words for what young rodney does to me. I'm developping a downright fetish. I've started Five Things fic about the kind of young Rodney telesilla wrote about who's AU and a happy empowered sub in an enlightened kind of kinky environment, and I just. cannot. stop. lusting over his mouth and his big eyes and his tiny, tiny round ass (even though as asses go I like the Contemporary Ass a lot better, mmm, pillow.)

Am I sick, you think?

God, I hope this fever lasts.

I HATE BOTH OF YOU. BUT ESPECIALLY JENN.

Five times Rodney had to stay silent while getting fucked! Five plugs Rodney met up close and personal! Five blowjobs Rodney failed at giving! Five whippings Rodney got but did not deserve (much)....

FIVE PORN MOVIES RODNEY STARRED IN, AND WHAT THEY DID TO JOHN SHEPPARD, FAR, FAR AWAY (AND FIFTEEN YEARS LATER) IN ANOTHER GALAXY.


What, who, me? I am innocent. Just a tiny sweet friendly lamb.

And by that you mean, love. So much love.

::eyelids flutter:: There's not more? ::whimpers::

I'm hoping flooding her inbox with desperate feedback will do the trick. I mean, she is already broadcasting her hate--when she goes to threatening me with death? We have won.

*smugly waiting*

Um, hi there! :)

I'm just responding to your LJ message...for some reason it wouldn't let me send one BACK, so I hope you don't mind me just replying here instead!

I'd LOVE if you sent me what you have coded of the meme! That's so fabulous! You can just shoot me an email at keepaofthecheez@gmail if you'd like, or...however you want to do it.

And thanks again for offering to do this! ♥

*grins* Cool. Sent to your email. I'll work the rest of them today and tonight and email as I finish, if tha'ts okay.

LITERARY EQUIVALENT OF A COCKTEASE

uh. Her, not you, obviously.

*grins* I know.

She does this. Damn her. Damn her.

...she is totally throwing darts at a picture of me she printed specifically for her office wall right now. I can feel it.

I don't have an office, but if I did, you would be right.

She is truly amazing. Can we bribe, threaten or hold her hostage until she writes more?

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