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oh hell and yes and hell yes
children of dune - leto 1
seperis
internetscourt

WHY DID I NOT KNOW THERE WAS ONE OF THESE?????

This must be where internetz lawyers come from.

....and if you tell me you did not briefly think "Now I can appeal that bitch who banned me for my OT badfic" I will totally know you are lying. I almost want to get banned somewhere. So I can get an elawyer and get some justice!!!!!

I know. It's Sunday. I'll be sane tomorrow. But not today. Today I am making lists of people on my flist who could be my future elaywers. For now, now we will have hilarious justice on the internetz! Now we can strike back at oppression.

I said tomorrow sanity.
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I will be your ecodefendant. Because face it, if it's not madelyn, it's me.

And I'd rather have madelyn doing our ePR.

I'm not sure what we've done yet. But I will think of something.

Though you know, an actual fannish arbitrator is not the worst idea I've ever heard. And by that I mean, hilarious.

But I will think of something.

I believe in you. Maybe something in a sockpuppet/flamewar flavor?... badfic related. Or you know, astral plane related.

Though you know, an actual fannish arbitrator is not the worst idea I've ever heard. And by that I mean, hilarious.

Imagine the esubpeonas!

That part is the part that has me in hysterics. YOUR ARE CALLED TO WITNESS FOR DEFENDANT SUPERHARRYSLUT FOR MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE'S ASTRAL HUSBAND.

SOCKPUPPETING WITHOUT A LISCENSE!

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I think it could be worse, I mean-- takingituptheass could be your defense.

Is this not the greatest community in the history of communities? It so is.

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That was one of the greatest court cases in history. *wipes away a tear*

There is nothing as magnificant as Internet Justice, except maybe a movie called Internet Justice based on a novel by John Grisham and starring Demi Moore and Ray Liota.

While I may not be a lawyer, as a Philosophy graduate if you ever need anyone to confirm your existance...actually don't bother asking me, because since I'm a Philosophy graduate I'll probably be too drunk to reply. Or too busy asking people if they want to upsize their order.

too busy asking people if they want to upsize their order.

... of existence?

That's where reincarnation comes in handy.

Thsi entire thread made me snort my tea.

I luv u both sooo much. So much I'm using bastardiazed l33t.

Ooh, people could sue their own sockpuppets for slander. That would be awesome.

God, I want to be there the day that starts. *crosses fingers* With screencapping capabilities.

OMG I just found them over the SF post you linked to. Thats so crazy *G*

IS IT NOT MADE OF ALL THE WIN IN THE WORLD?

I'll be sane tomorrow.

O rly?

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