How I Have Abused My Characters And Liked It, and Now I'm Almost Sorry
I could be sorry I mutilated and tortured you for--Jesus, six weeks? Huh--but I'm going to say, that's not the worst. There was also the other time you were mutilated and tortured, but that time it ended really well. Kind of. And what about the time you were sacrificed to an Elder God? Now that was the worst, don't you think?
There was that drugged threesome thing, but that was fun, right? And the girl thing, and that tiny little traumatic goes crazy thing, but speaking practically, you have had the most sex ever of any character I have every written: there was Teyla, Lorne, Rod, Dean (DEAN!), and maybe hinted you had Cameron against the wall a time or two. And there was lots of sex with Rodney. You can't possibly have complaints.
So. Stastically speaking:
1. Number of times killed: 2
2. Number of times tortured: 2
3. Number of times sacrficed to the gods: 2
4. Number of different people laid: 6
5. Number of people you killed: ...a lot, apparently
Well. You were never mutilated, sacrificed, tortured, killed, or otherwise physically harmed. And you'd really think that would be enough, wouldn't you?
So maybe here and here you watched your best friend being tortured and perhaps went a little nuts. And you watched him die here, but to be fair, you were kind of responsible for the destruction of all mankind there, so seriously. You discovered you are solely responsible for destroying his marriage and his heterosexuality here. Er. Almost froze to death here. Um. And here. Heh. Who saw that coming?
Probably wasn't kosher to screw with your Mensa!self, but I had fun and you should have too. Eventually. It ended well, right? Right.
And I'm guessing it wasn't all that much fun to chase John around Atlantis during a psychotic break. But we all have our crosses to bear.
But. You got to torture Zelenka and steal a spaceship, become a god (WITH JOHN! WHEE!), knock up a hot pilot, nail both Teyla and John, and have sex in a men's bathroom. As one does. When one is high. And hey, happy marriage with hot pilot. Made of win, yes?
1. Number of times killed: 0
2. Number of times tortured: 0
3. Number of time watched John being tortured: 2
4. Number of different people laid: 3 (two different variations of John!)
5. Number of people you killed: huh. several. I'm surprised.
I have no apologies. Except for the break up with John, your year was awesome.
Okay, except getting kidnapped by the Wraith. Yeah. Sorry about that.
...I will seriously fix this someday. Mostly because I'm afraid of svmadelyn.
...right. Ended your world and tried to bring on an apocalypse, sorta made you watch some human sacrifices, maybe separated you from your brother. But you got laid, and also got to play with C-4. Tell me it wasn't worth it.
Did you really think you would win? Seriously?
Okay, that was much more fun. May add more later as I remember more.