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Work phones are still down. And I will seriously go crazy if I don't find something to do here. You really would think a day of surfing the internet would be more fun than it is. Not so much.

Wait....

thepouncer! COME HERE AND PLAY WITH ME. SNIPPET. SOMETHING. PLEASE. I AM CONTEMPLATING REARRANGING MY OFFICE AND THINK ABOUT THIS ONE I HAVE A CUBICLE AND THIS CANNOT END WELL. I WOULD NEED A SCREWDRIVER AND A DEEP SENSE OF BEING WRONGED.

....Hmm. All caps is very hard to read. Anyone ever notice that before?


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Are you feeling shunned? WHEN YOU IGNORE ME FOR WEEKS?

I feel our relationship is getting off track.

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I feel that you are shunning our snippet relationship because last time you were bored I got you to write porn at work. *MIFFED*

I feel neglected and wronged, really. ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?????

You should definitely use the time to write at work. *Nods* *Hides obvious personal gain of enjoying fic*

If it makes you feel better, I just threatened to snap and take out my office. One coworker asked for advanced warning, one asked to set up the cameras, and one asked if he could get worker's comp for it.

*glum* I know the feeling.

On the other hand, this is the time of year our attorneys are sending presents, some even of the chocolate variety, which several people are placing on my desk and backing away slowly. Maybe I should wait until the chocolate runs out? Or should I keep up the threats to continue to get more?

*nibbles on chocolate covered pretzels while contemplating*

All my ideas involve a pre-Antarctica John Sheppard waiting around for a mission to come through! And he's intensely bored, but it wouldn't be so bad if the other guys in his squadron would just *stop bitching* because then he could at least take a nap.

Poor John. *pets him*

Mine all involve empathic storytellers or, er, rentboys.

it's depressing, really.

I was called away from usual work to decorate the tea room for a potluck lunch I cannot attend. *eye-twitch* And word on the internet surfing at work. All I end up doing is emailing myself links to look over properly when I'm back on MY computer.

I vote for cubicle rearrangement. Put everything at 45 degree angles and insist it improves the feng shui.

The scary part is, I could probably do so and everyone would just nod and try to get away.

...this doesn't sound bad.

Crimes!Lorne doubtless experiences a deep sense of being wronged on a regular basis. You could channel that!

I was writing Lorne/Elizabeth for Crimes, but it's just so creepy.

Also, given that Elizabeth and Teyla were weirdly compatible, wouldn't Teyla totally try to kill Lorne for trying anything, which would anger John and subsequently trigger all out civil war among the psychopaths? Really, it might be better for Rodney to hand over Zelenka for Crimes!Liz to play with.

You really would think a day of surfing the internet would be more fun than it is. Not so much.

Given that new job is slow -- slow in the 'oh my god, other government employees get paid the same salary as me for doing this level of work' way that leaves me boggling on the inside -- I've had plenty of time to discreetly surf the net.

It's nowhere near as fun as it should be. Today, I'm concentrating on slowing down my typing speed as I enter data, hoping to drag the tasks out.

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