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I am in the mood for attention for no particular reason. Yet this requires effort.

Flamewar or Fiction?

I even have a poll!

Poll #1089193 Attention Whoring Multiple Choice

So, fastest way for attention

Flamewar! But justified! Like at people I hate.
Fiction! Something emo with porn and Rodney crying a lot. I mean a lot.
Personal tragedy! My friend posted me badfic and got me hooked and now I'm a junkie! JUNKIE!
Mockery! But only of people I'm fairly sure can't fight back very hard.
Victimization! My pain is very real and by God you shall hear it all! ALL I SAY!
I will answer this in comments with my special secret of getting attention.

My computer is in the boxing stage. I need the distraction.

You should have totally made it a ticky box poll, because I couldn't decide, and then I clicked the first choice by mistake when I really wanted the second one instead! Damn it!

In retrospect, there should be ticky-boxes. Becuase really, who *doesn't* want Emo!Rodney? Craaaazy people, I say.

My new Dell desktop is in a truck heading for my door, they tell me. *stares out window*

However! The quickest way for attention, guaranteed, is to describe a close connection to an actor. Lying works, as do very bad photoshops.

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*sad* Don't we all. With cutting. And a possible eating disorder. Ooh. And drug use!


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I WAS GIONG TO! But you cannot edit polls. *sighs* Or at least, I can't. But it can be added in comments!

+1 vote for pointless polls!

All of the above. At the same time. Begin by flaming and mocking people who suck and can't fight back, post emo fic with cutting and crying and stuff to make them understand your pain, and close by saying that the entire post is excused because your conjoined twin just died and no one loves you! WANKTASTIC.

I should do something like that for April Fool's.

P.S. Also, you have to marry famous people and make Wiki entries about it. For realz.

Dude, can you really go wrong with Porn?

It is the balm that soothes. Unless you're doing it wrong, in which case you need the balm after the porn.

*thougthful* True.

Unless you're doing it wrong, in which case you need the balm after the porn.

I have read fic that gave me a virtual inability to sit down because--why. God. Why lube hate?

*twitch* Oh the memories.

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Ooooh! Must mark to look at tonight!

My dell shipment arrived DAYS AGO. *rubs in*

Also I pretty much every single thing ever. Your ability to be hysterically funny makes me want to throw things. I think I need more chocolate.

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Again. hate.

My John is not here! *whimpers*

I want attention because I feel lonely. *sniff*

I hate you with teh burn of a thousand suns.

Only if Rodney is crying about how hot John and Larrin are, in leather, dressed like space pirates.

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John saves Rodney from an abusive relationship, Rodney is anorexic because his boyfriend tells him he is fat, so Rodney doesn't eat. John is a nurse at a hospital (or something like that) and Rodney comes in again with bruises and broken bones, John fixes him up and then follows him home and beats the living daylights out of Rodney's boyfriend.

Rodney cries and swoons at John's feet and John helps fix Rodney's pscyhe with his Huge Magical Cock and they live happily ever after.

If this fic does not exist, it should.

*enchanted* I would totally rec this. And possibly cry through it. If Rdoney cries too.

Please flame everyone I hate.

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*completely misinterprets your icon!*

What did you acusse me of? Bitch.


I always like OMG-help-badfic-ate-my-soul posts, especially if they have extracts.