Flamewar or Fiction?
I even have a poll!
So, fastest way for attention
Flamewar! But justified! Like at people I hate.
Fiction! Something emo with porn and Rodney crying a lot. I mean a lot.
Personal tragedy! My friend posted me badfic and got me hooked and now I'm a junkie! JUNKIE!
Mockery! But only of people I'm fairly sure can't fight back very hard.
Victimization! My pain is very real and by God you shall hear it all! ALL I SAY!
I will answer this in comments with my special secret of getting attention.
My computer is in the boxing stage. I need the distraction.