Review of Superman: Doomsday by svmadelyn
If this is true, if what she has written is accurate--there is no beauty left in the universe. It is like listening to A Perfect Circle sing Imagine. But you know, textual. And with less John Lennon.
*Lex kneels over Superman's prone form, landing blows! He rips off his gloves and clutches at Superman*
Lex: "Who's your daddy? By the way you're doing a fine job of convincing the world you're Superman. Keep up the good work." *stroking his face*
Clone Superman, to criticism of dropping Toyman: "I consider myself the authority on what's best for Metropolis. Don't you?"
Martha: *narrows eyes* "That is not the boy I raised." God, you tell 'em, Martha.
...Superman pulls a cat out of a tree and bitches about how he doesn't have time to rescue every little thing due to inattentiveness and stupidity and how he has more Important Bizness. no. NO. DO NOT KILL THAT CAT - STOP PETTING IT -DON'T.
OKAY HE DOES NOT KILL THE CAT. THE ONE GOOD STORY CHOICE IN THIS FREAKING THING.
THE HIGHLIGHT IS THAT THE CAT LIVES.
I want to curl up and die. They took everythign beautiful and meaningful about violent enemy slash and made it wrong!!!!!
(Must. Never. Watch. Might. Die.)