About Me. This is fairly boring, to be honest. Blah blah no flaming blah blah boring. It's not even *witty*. God. Okay, I want to point out, anything I wrote pre 2006 that's serious and thoughtful and painfully earnest? You may mock. Just not in front of me.
Stupid Cheese Tricks. This is, beyond a doubt, the single most intersting thing about me. I have a dream. A dream that one day, David Letterman will call me for Stupid Human Tricks.
Okay, so that right there? Encapsulates pretty much my entire attitude toward life.
Um. I have no idea. It's always open season on any troll that appears here; I only ask you be funny, so we can all enjoy it. Do not flame non-trolls, or at least, try to do it when you know I won't be seeing it for a while. If I like you a lot, I will pretend I did not see you flame anyone. People I like tend to send me large amounts of chocolate, coffee, or in ltlj's case, do not get creeped out when I stalk her lj and wildly post adoration of her grocery lists. Not that I have done that yet, but honestly, I think she's just waiting to see if she *does*, if I'll post feedback saying how much I love her well characterized broccoli and the organization process of her list.
My friending policy is painfully simple. I do not like change, and I like what I know. So I tend to friend people who I have been reading for a while, have posted here a *lot* and so lured me into comfort, or posted to mutual friends' pages a lot, or all. I rarely defriend for other than dead ljs or radically changed fandom, so um, settle yourself. This is in some ways kind of like a life sentence.
Stargate: Atlantis - active reading, active writing.
Supernatural - current hiatus, active writing.
Harry Potter - random reading, no writing.
House - current on hiatus from my reading list due to wanting to mass murder every damn person in that hospital. God. But I still love it.
ltlj - Stargate: Atlantis, het, slash, dominantly gen, dominantly Sheppard.
samdonne - primarily Stargate: Atlantis, recently discoverd will read fanfic by her for shows I have not only never seen, but also femmeslash. Wow.
astolat - currently SPN, now in three fandoms running that I like. Currently inacive since I am hiatusing from SPN fic until I finish editing.
cesperanza - currently SGA, Sheppard/McKay, some others.
Anything Ronon/McKay. My squick, my rules. No, I really don't know why. I did finally get an appreciation of McKay/Beckett though outside the disturbing anti-Sheppard ones. They're cute! I think I may be having some kind of breakdown.
Sheppard/Weir long term - I like them in this distant theoretical way that occassionally lets me venture over to check them. What I really want is a Weir/Sheppard one night stand that ends with both happily going about their lives, no one having tragic breakdowns, and ending preferably with Elizabeth/Ronon or Elizabeth/Teyla and Sheppard/McKay. Because I do subscribe to the Everyone Is Gay! School of thought. Realism? Is for those who did not wake up at three in the morning and realized they wrote two sex pollen fics very earnestly. *sad*
Any Lucius porn at all. ANY LUCIUS PORN AT ALL SERIOUSLY DEAR GOD I HAD THIS HORRIBLE DREAM I SAW LUCIUS/RODNEY FIC. TELL ME IT WAS A DREAM.
I hate low fat milk and nutella. I own one (1) rabbit and one (1) son. That is all.
Hmm. That's about it. Miss anything you are curious about?