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children of dune - leto 1
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www.websudoku.com

Easy: 3 minutes, 26 seconds.

Okay, mea culpa. I am not stopping until I get to 2 minutes, 59 seconds or below. I have a vision. At this point, it's pretty much insane.

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Child has decided we have to go to South American, specifically Brazil, so he can find a new species of lizard.

*sighs*

Also, caught him with my hairbrush, harvesting DNA.

I--how do other parents deal with this? Some parents tell their kid not to start fires. I have to warn mine not to break Geneva Convention standards with his chemistry set. It's getting disturbing. Also, apparently, we are breeding worms now.

I refuse to deal with the fact I am feeding worms oatmeal. I just can't. It's wrong.

Must win sudoku now, kthx.
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not to break Geneva Convention standards with his chemistry set.

Oh god. I do love you. I do. I'm so sorry. ::giggles helplessly::

Good luck with Sudoku. ::nods::

*snickers* Tell him it's easier to extract the DNA from onions than hair. No really, it is. We did it in advanced biology. Can be done at home!

http://www.sciencebuddies.org/mentoring/project_ideas/BioChem_p001.shtml

I especially like the last line:
DNA has the appearance of white mucus.

That is accurate, however.


you have an awesome kid . . . when i have mine, can i send them to you for training? pretty please?

Child has decided we have to go to South American, specifically Brazil, so he can find a new species of lizard.

New to him, or new to the world? You could be there a while if it's the latter.

I have to warn mine not to break Geneva Convention standards with his chemistry set.

Bwahahahaha! I've missed you, and your stories of Child.

Child may be the best child ever, you know.

Is the child trying to clone you with his chemistry set? [bogglet]

You shame me with your sudoku times! You sudoku demon, you! :D

HAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!!!!
sounds like you have a mini Lex on your hands :)

He did seem a little fixated on the whole cloning thing. *thoughtful*

ahahahaha that post just made my morning. XD

Oh! I didn't realize you were Rodney McKay's mom!!

Child is kinda amazing. Sure you know this yourself, but we can provide corroberation.

Maybe child could develop new lizard through genetic manipulation. Then clone it, sell the clones and make much money.

Hee! Geneva Conventions! Just take refuge in the fact that one day, your child will grow up and take over the world and you will be happily provided for. :)

My youngest once freely admitted he was "just messing" with his teacher at a conference who at that point was literally banging her head against her desk. He was in kindergarden. When he and his older brother get together... *shudder*

Youngest: And I need this for my plan, and this...
Me: Are you planning on taking over the world?
Youngest: I have *very* big plans.

I love your stories but sometimes your comments on your everyday life with child are so hysterical I snort my morning coffee onto the screen. Thanks for the entertainment.

Child is awesome, and YOU are awesome, and you're sure to get a thanks in his Nobel acceptance speech. ;-)

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