Easy: 3 minutes, 26 seconds.
Okay, mea culpa. I am not stopping until I get to 2 minutes, 59 seconds or below. I have a vision. At this point, it's pretty much insane.
Child has decided we have to go to South American, specifically Brazil, so he can find a new species of lizard.
Also, caught him with my hairbrush, harvesting DNA.
I--how do other parents deal with this? Some parents tell their kid not to start fires. I have to warn mine not to break Geneva Convention standards with his chemistry set. It's getting disturbing. Also, apparently, we are breeding worms now.
I refuse to deal with the fact I am feeding worms oatmeal. I just can't. It's wrong.
Must win sudoku now, kthx.