Okay, here's the thing. I'm *pretty sure* I wrote this. But I could be wrong, because *five years*. Circa 2001-2002. If you were on AIM or Yahoo with me and recognize this? Leap up and claim. If not, I'll be forced to assume that yes, I wrote it, and wow, did I epically forget a segment of my fannish life.
Also, I'm pretty sure this is the one I emailed to spike21 ten million years ago, maybe? Oooh, she would know for sure! There's at least one more or two of these fics in my folder, but one involves raw meat and I--raw meat? I don't even know how to put that into context.
ETA - ID'ed!
Okay, removed--isilya is mostly sure it was someone else who wrote it. I'm tending to agree on this one, if for no other reason than I seirously *do not remember* writing this.
I'm actually finding this comforting, becuase that oculd mean the raw meat one? Is not mine. Hmm.