Sudoku, easy version, 3 minutes, 32 seconds.
(i'm really not resting until everyone's a junkie to it)
Also? I get to go to medium now that I have broken the four minute barrier. Happy.
ETA: Yelling "Who's Your Daddy?" at the computer? Does in fact make one's supervisor do a double take. I'm just going ot point out, he had no reason to be over here. At all. So all trauma? On his own head.