(I had very little to do.)
(Also personalized a google homepage for self; thank you shusu for pointing it out!)
(Also discussed the possibility of humans actually being Ascended beings with coworker; this is far more disturbing when you consider he's neither a sci-fi nor Atlantis fan)
Frustration mounting, I started to think of ways to trick it. I'd enter a yahoo address, then, before it finished loading, quickly pasted the correct address and hit enter. The French goverment, wise to the ways of cut and paste, continued to pretend it did not exist.
Slowly but surely, the internet bowed to my will. While pretending to search for real estate, I quickly pasted in the address and my sneakiness worked! Worked!
I got this.
Redirection vers le site du GEIPAN
I AM STARING AT A PAGE IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE! I SHALL USE MY NINJA-SPANISH TO WORK OUT WHERE THE ALIENS ARE!