God. Monday has never been better.
Trying to get his thoughts together, he asked the important question. "Did you volunteer?"
"Yes, sir," Lorne said immediately. Then he hesitated, as if debating how much to say. "Well, I..."
John nodded wearily. "Yeah, that was how I volunteered, too."
*sighs in satisfaction* All I need now is lava cake and my life is complete.