MONSTER SQUID CAUGHT IN ANTARCTICA!
Which is a far more dramatic header than the omgsoawesome Colossal Squid has been captured! An adult! Really really big! Weighs half a ton! A half-ton of calamari!
Check out the photos. The awesomeness of a colossal squid cannot be enough emphasized.
Also. Huh. That is awfully big, isn't it? I mean--that thing could like, eat things. Like say, me. If I were, you know, casually swimming in Antarctica. For fun.