*thoughtful* I am in a very, very bad mood already. I really, really want waffles suddenly. I mean, not good ones, from say, a breakfast restaurant. But Eggo Waffles, plain, with butter and syrup. Warm syrup. Maybe a side of sausage patties. And two eggs. And hash browns, the kind made with egg and a little garlic, covered in gravy. And cheese. Hmm. Ignore the waffles, keep the rest, add a side of blueberry pancakes. Add a side of gravy for the eggs and sausage. Or wait. Add biscuits.
Huh. Now I'm grumpy and hungry. This does not seem an improvement.