catapult!

If this is not the one and only thing that could keep people sane in cubicles (other than randomized pen stealing), I have no idea what is.

Thanks to shrift for the link!

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/

AIRGUN. CATAPULT. Y'all... NINJA ATTCK.

I could totally conquer my cubicle far and surrounding state offices with these.

*lusts for toys*