a.) I only slept four hour last night, and least part of that was dreadful nightmares of being at work.
c.) A carefully created cup of coffee with ten tablespoons of hot chocolate mixed lovingly into it in my superlarge favorite coffee cup *LEFT BY THE SIDE OF MY BED*.
Do I really need to explain low-grade homocidal tendencies at this point?
And Coke is *not* a substitute. *stares at soda resentfully*