I am running a fever, am irritable as *shit*, and right now in the living room, Sister's Ex-Husband and Sister's Current Soon To Be Live-In Boyfriend are chatting awkwardly about football!
Both of them! Here! At the same time!
...oh God, they are wishing each other a good night and having fun with the clubbing and what have you. Oh my God.
Seriously, how did this become my life?????