svmadelyn, who is currently eating chocolate and mocking my existence with her--um. Chocolate.*****
THIS IS MY MAJOR BTW AND ALSO HELLO I WORK FOR THE STATE GOVERNMENT AND MY
STATE IS RED AND MAKES ME CRY FOR MY INTERGRITY MMMKAY? SO MY PAIN IS FAR
FAR GREATER AND MORE MEANINGFUL AND MAYBE EVEN DEEPER BECAUSE MY DIRECT
BOSS LAYERS AWAY IS PERRY AND WE ARE NEVER GETTING RID OF HIM!!!!!1111!
I AM IN A BALL ON TEH FLOOOR ANSWERING QUESTIONS FROM WEIRD PHONE PEOPLE.
Do you have any food? I want cookies.
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Seriously. I need cookies right now.
