seperis: Please hold me.
svmadelyn: come on, i've read the papa smurf getting it on with the evil wizard guy story
seperis: HE IS--
svmadelyn: yes, that is his name.
seperis: THEY ARE DIFFERENT SIZES!
svmadelyn: it was more of a double drabble thing
svmadelyn: he spent all that time chasing the smurfs
svmadelyn: because papa smurf was the one who'd gotten away.
seperis: I need therapy now
svmadelyn: I would have thought fandom had broken you of such things ages ago
seperis: You'd think so
seperis: But no.
Hmm. I *could* be writing. But I am googling ALF after reading tantalizing hints of Alf erotic art.
You know, I really feel I am doing something useful for fandom here. We should have a once a month competition to find ways to make us wish we could pour acid in our own eyes rather than know that such a fandom exists.
*thoughtful* Seriously. Alf porn. I want you to all think about this very seriously.