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Oh hell yes.

Paper bag paper bag *can't breathe* Christ yes.

Brief, hysterical spoilers.



So the thing where he beat the *fuck* out of two Genii while what, *eighty*? And *limping*? And *shaky*? And omg threw a knife? And all 'kill everyone'! And the thing with the Wraith and the thingie of de-aging?

I have the best fictional boyfriend ever.

More later. PAGES of more later. A lot of it? Will be pure, unadulterated squee. Oh my God the squee. Seriously. Paper bag needed *now*.

Kolya, I am *counting* the ways I am going to kill you fictionally. The first one involves a spoon and a Prince Albert.

Oh my God, that is my new favorite episode.



So. Was it good for you?


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OMG THREW THE KNIFE! Seriously. My hands were *shaking* during the ep!

*hands cigarette* Oh yeah. That was the uncut stuff. Mainlined.

The thing that killed me dead was that John actually looked scared. Staring through the bars at the Wraith - he looked totally bloody scared and it KILLED ME. (As is evidenced by the fact that I'm repeating myself mindlessly).

Also, crumpled on the floor, repeating the conviction that his friends would come . . . oh my heart.

MY TORTURED WOOBIE! WHO KICKED ASS AND TOOK NAMES! WHILE EIGHTY AND LIMPING!

Such a badass. Love him. Marrying him. When he grows up. *grins*

God, *JOHN*.

I totally second that hell yes.

It was SO good for me. Gah. That's all I have to say. I am overflowing with squee and John love.

Double Gah.

Double triple, *omega* love for my John. Oh my God. God yes. YES.

seriously? no coherency. None.

*lights cigarette*

Just. Like. That.

The John!love is strong in this one.

But... but... he didn't name his Wraith! Who kinda looked like a member of KISS with the star around his eye.

*shares cigarette*

It's a secret name.

...okay, I'm sick, but that was kind of a hot Wraith. As Wraith go.

See my commentary for full fledged squee.

But for now... OMG shit. *BREATHES INTO PAPERBAG*

There needs to be postep fic now plz. Kay.

Oh man, I think I need a cigarette (and I don't even smoke).

I think my years in slash have warped me, becasuse I thought John and the wraith were pretty damned slashy--especially the wraith. There's just something so intimate and sexual about the hand over the heart and the taking (and giving back) of life. I knew that would happen--had to happen--but it was still cool. The slasher in me would've preferred a more private 'morning after' before the cavalry arrived.

...you aren't alone.

That was--yeah. And as Wraith go? He was hot.

*not ashamed*

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

::pant pant::

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

!!!!

And that was my reaction while watching. Ditto on the new favorite episode. Staying up to watch again?

YES! CLAWING AT THE SCREEN! OMG MY JOHN!

And teh wraith!

*breahtes into bag* No coherency. None.

*clings to you, offers paper bag and/or cigarette*

BEST. EP. EVER. John -- oh, God, the Woob overflowed and killed me ded. And *Rodney* leading the Marines into battle, and Elizabeth being her regular emo self, and the Genii leader guy whose name I can never remember! And Koyla, that evil and sadistic prick, the love grows everytime I *see* him.

On a purely shallow note, EVERYONE WAS WEARING THE BLACK/BOOTS COMBO, and Teyla had her booby shirt, And Ronon had a new outfit!

This episode is right up there with The Defiant One. OMG. The love.

YES YES YES. YES YES YES!!

NO COHERENCY. NONE!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! OHMYGOD OHMYGOD

JOHN!

And the only thing even CLOSE to being as good as every scene John was in in this episode was Rodney giving orders to the marines! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

And "What have you done to him!!!"

*dies*

John! Leather jacket! Smart ass hostage!!! THREW THE FUCKING KNIFE!!!

Is it wrong that I wish he could have produced the knife magically from his hair? *G*

THREW THE KNIFE!

OH MY GOD I MAY NEVR TURN OFF MY CAPSLOCK!

That was pure poetry in Whumpage not to mention Sheppage.

I want MORE!

God yes. Please yes.

Ooh, I forgot that word. Whumpage. That? Was good whumpage.

And I will be SQUEEING right along with you. My SQUEE is officially back with this ep. I'm so HAPPY right now...SQUEEEEE! Can I borrow the paper bag?

YESYESYESYESYES

*thrusts paper bag at you* Hurry. Will need agian when I remember John sprawled on the ground with teh Wraith crouched over him, doing--things. THINGS.

AND THE KNIFE.

Just when I thought my crush had reached its high point - the knife throwing! and the jacket! And Rodney being all bad ass ready to go rescue him! *flails helplessly and happily*

YESYESYES.

God. So favorite ep.

OHMYGOD
OHMYGOD
OHMYGOD

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::HYPERVENTILATES::LEVITATES::fallsover::


Re: my episode review

YESYESYES!

*catches you*

OH MY GOD THE SQUEE THE SQUEE THE SQUEE.

And you know what? His hair was still looking all messy and hot. Even with the gray. I saw the end coming but it was sweet anyway.

Oh Kolya must die. We need a Kill Kolya Ficathon.

How awesome would it be for Rodney to ultimately be the one who kills Kolya. Between the arm cutting and the boyfriend torture, I think yes. *g*

*sits back and waits for someone to write that*